Short funny sayings about dating

The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.

Here, 31 cute relationship quotes that any modern romantic will love.

Set them as your i Phone wallpapers, use them as captions on your Instagram photos or just keep them in the back of your mind.

“The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself.” —Carrie Bradshaw “Don’t settle for a relationship that won’t let you be yourself.” —Oprah Winfrey “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ―Linda Grayson “The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.” —Gwyneth Paltrow “I suffer from girlnextdooritis, where the guy is friends with you and that’s it.” —Taylor Swift “Just because someone is single doesn’t mean they’re lonely.

Some people are in relationships and they’ve forgotten what happiness is.” —Drake “Being deeply loved by someone gives you the strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” —Lao Tzu “No girl should ever forget that she doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.”—Marilyn Monroe “She’s my friend because we both know what’s like to have people be jealous of us.” —Cher Horowitz “In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn’t encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what’s best in my life, so if you’re dating someone who doesn’t want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn’t be dating them.” —Veronica Roth “I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest—it doesn’t exist.” —Richard Gere “We accept the love we think we deserve.” —Stephen Chbosky “There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends.

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